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How I annoy the Cullen/Hale family.

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                                                        -Preface-

I laughed quietly to myself, as I looked at my baby pictures.

“Look how cute I was!” I say to Esme and Rosalie. “I was soo cute! Just think how cute my kids will be..Oww..” I said. There red eye priced into my blue ones.

“SORRY! I am..” They nodded, and flipped the page to my preschool gradation.

“Oh..your cute!” said Alice. She flipped over onto the couch. Her short, pixel cut hair just pissed me off, ‘cause that’s how I wanted my blonde hair to be.

“So, Alice, can I drive your posh?”

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Maggie4ever You're currently reading the story How I annoy the Cullen/Hale family., which was posted on Apr 17, 2011 by Maggie4ever.

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