Take off your coat and reveal the elaborate costume underneath that you'd worn just in case of this eventuality.

Underneath Anaina's costume was an East German border patrol guard's uniform from the 1980s. She began to yell out instructions to the guests in German, telling them not to attempt to climb the wall and to get back to the German Democratic Republic.

When that went down badly and people started to boo, Anaina put her arms round the other girl and kissed her. OK so it was a lot more obvious than the border guard thing but sometimes when people say "fascinating" and "great personality" and all that baloney they actually mean something that will turn them on.

The next thing she did was

The End

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