I couldn't believe it!! For the first time since I was 5 years old! I woke up, and the house was empty! No one around.. No brother or sister upstairs watching t.v., no parents sleeping in their room, and no car in the driveway! But still.. No girlfriend, me being a 17 year old overly horny teenager. In my mind, there was only one worthwhile thing, I could possibly do that day. If it cost me my life! I would go out! Find a girl willing to have sex with me and bring her home! To my hopefully still empty house...

For My name is Ben Bonner! And when I want sex... Well I just better fucking get it.. Porn just wasn't cutting it any more, I was feeling loose and ready to move up to the real thing! And I decided that day! Would be the day! Thats right.. I was still a virgin at 17, but after this day that all changed. No more of this being some kind of pathetic high school virgin. Everyone knows, the cool kids have sex before they graduate elementary school.

I decided to start with the basics. Maybe I don't have to leave the house at all... I've got a couple of girls phone numbers. Sheila, That girl I dated in grade 5, Tiffany, one of Sheila's friends who's number I stole, from looking in her phone book while we were dating. You can guess where Sarah, Le Anne, and Jeniffer's number came from..  I was certain that all 5 of those girls, would have blossomed into something exuberantly beautiful by then.

I decided to call Sheila...

*Riiiing... RIiiiiiing....*

"Hello!"   A female answered! JACK POT!

"Hey baby! Remember me!?" I said with the utmost. Cool, and calm.

"Uhh I doubt it... who is this?" She played hard to get.

"Its Ben baby... Ben Bonner..." I rule..

"*laughing*Ben!? That stupid loser who dated my daughter like 5 years ago!! hahaha" She hung up the phone.. 

I just don't understand women, I mean its clear she wanted me for herself so thats why she wouldn't give the phone over to Sheila, but I mean that whole, hanging up because shes afraid of getting caught! Was just plain ridiculas.  Especially for an adult!

I decided the phone was not the way to go, I'd have to get out on the field, if I wanted to tap some ass! I decided to have some left over pizza, before I made my next move...

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