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...slated into animals. Oh well, they'll always be barbeques.

Thanks to a little inbreeding it only took 500 years to get the population levels back up to antedeluvian levels. (All the .....um... not quite human, 6 fingers, 12 toes, 2 heads etc we shipped off to the eastern edge of an island far to the west of us).

He is now threatening to cast me and my allies down from Heaven which is a bit rich considering we live on a mountain. Says we are undermining his authority and are Mutineers.

He's finally forgiven Az, or Moses as he now likes to be called and set him to task  writing a book outlining his new laws.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours ass, he says. Well, I've seen my neighbours ass and he's right on that one. (The blonde a couple of caves down, however...)

The time has come to make a stand. I am gathering my allies for the Apocalypse. I tell you, the way He goes on about Armageddon you'd think it was the end of the world.

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PirateQueen "**Wipes away tears!!** That was brilliant, I really enjoyed reading that and it made me and my mum laugh buckets. You guys should team up, see if you could refine the chapters and put something more solid together, you'd be excellent! :) Truly wicked stuff!"
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andywho "I agree, it's a bit Monty Python, but it had me chuckling all the way up to sleepy time."
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andywho "excellently written. Very funny.
I will try to follow and introduce 'The Big Guy'
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seldom "Hope it's ok. Thanks tho. I had fun with this ;)"
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andywho "Great!
Many thanks
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seldom "okeydoke, will have a think how to continue :)

best.

Stan (lol lol)
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andywho "Hi
Thanks for the positive comment. I think you're right, he did have a name (for the purposes of my story it would be An, the lord of the Heavens in ancient Sumer). However, I have suggested that He decided to have none. In ancient Egypt (during Akhenatens reign) He was represented by the sun's rays, the Aten. Even today, Jews do not say aloud Yahweh as it sacrilegous to do so. Maybe as the story develops we will see the reasons behind Him trying to hide His name from us?????
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seldom "Hey,
Different and interesting. I thought God did have a name tho? It's just unknowable - and if it was said the world would end or something. Isn't it known by its pattern of syllables? Maybe I'm wrong.
So Satan's an alien? :D
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