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There's a Perfectly Good Explanation...

We've got quite a bit of explaining to do to the Big Guy not only concerning our little predicament, but also vis-a-vis the crew's lax view of regulations on interaction with natives.  He's a stickler about that one.  Luckily, he's been on the toilet for about a year and a half now, so we've had a chance to quickly get our story straight.  Asmodeus is the only one of us missing at the moment, and I'm slightly concerned about that.  He's taken quite a shine to a hairy little group of people living a ways west of here. 

There's about twelve tribes of them, and they've been quite useful as servants.  Asmodeus was even teaching them to speak, hoping to to train some of them as bartenders and domestic help, but they were slow to catch on.  I must admit they sound quite comical trying to say his name.  He would repeat it to them for hours "Asmodeus! As-mo-de-us!"  The best they could do was "Mo-ze-us, Mo-se-us!"  He was so proud, but the rest of us have taken to mocking him, and now call him Moses all the time.  Verin says that he's put on a ridiculous fake beard as a disguise and ran off to hide amongst his "people" to escape punishment from the Big Guy. 

Az is the one really sweating bullets right now.  It was his idea to dismantle the ship and hide it under a few rock piles over in that place we call Giza to mask it from any passing patrols.  I must admit though, none of us really put up much of a fight.  There are some fine looking females over in that direction... darker skinned, less hairy... very nice.  We made kind of a game out of it, and had them build the rock piles into big pyramids.  Az still spends quite a bit of time over there.  Az never could handle his wine though, and I've seen several children running around that bear a striking resemblance to our man.  That's going to get him in some hot water.

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PirateQueen "**Wipes away tears!!** That was brilliant, I really enjoyed reading that and it made me and my mum laugh buckets. You guys should team up, see if you could refine the chapters and put something more solid together, you'd be excellent! :) Truly wicked stuff!"
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andywho "I agree, it's a bit Monty Python, but it had me chuckling all the way up to sleepy time."
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seldom "lol redhat - nice one. Asmodeus into Moses."
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andywho "excellently written. Very funny.
I will try to follow and introduce 'The Big Guy'
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seldom "Hope it's ok. Thanks tho. I had fun with this ;)"
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andywho "Great!
Many thanks
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seldom "okeydoke, will have a think how to continue :)

best.

Stan (lol lol)
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andywho "Hi
Thanks for the positive comment. I think you're right, he did have a name (for the purposes of my story it would be An, the lord of the Heavens in ancient Sumer). However, I have suggested that He decided to have none. In ancient Egypt (during Akhenatens reign) He was represented by the sun's rays, the Aten. Even today, Jews do not say aloud Yahweh as it sacrilegous to do so. Maybe as the story develops we will see the reasons behind Him trying to hide His name from us?????
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seldom "Hey,
Different and interesting. I thought God did have a name tho? It's just unknowable - and if it was said the world would end or something. Isn't it known by its pattern of syllables? Maybe I'm wrong.
So Satan's an alien? :D
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