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Hope you guessed my name

They say that history is written by the victors, which I find rather ironic, as it was me, the Original Loser, who gave you writing in the first place.

Please allow me to introduce myself. Easier said than done!

You will probably recognise me by the name Satan or Lucifer.

My original Earth-Name however, was En-Ki although I have, through the Millennia, been known by such wonderfully diverse names as Beelzebub, Baal, Loki, Set, Semjaza, Abbadan, Shaitan, Old Nick, Old Scratch, Pan and well, to quote a Greek Evangelist, my name is Legion (I find it a constant source of amusement that I, at last count, have more than 100 names but He, in His infinite wisdom, decided to have none).

Many evils and atrocities have been attributed to my name(s), some true, most not and I have decided that the time is right for me to put down in words (my creation, remember!) the true version of events regarding your humble beginnings and my part in them.

The reasons for doing this now are manyfold; chief of which are that He, and His Elohim have somehow, finally, repaired the ship that brought us all here to this rocky outpost 7,500 of your years ago and have cast me adrift to 'contemplate upon my folly'.

Secondly, I am old and probably dying. (In your years, I am over 9,000 years old, not a bad innings, all things considered). I am also the very last of the Mutineers, Azrael having succumbed when the body he was inhabiting, a Central African Dictator, was assassinated suddenly, giving Azrael no time (given his advanced age) to escape.

So now, with nothing to look forward to apart from my essence disintegrating into nothingness, I have decided to tell you the secrets of your history.

You will probably choose not to believe (after all, another of my titles is Prince of Lies), and that's ok, read it as fiction and enjoy.

I suppose from your perspective, the story begins when we crash landed into your planet in the region to become known as Sumer, now Iraq, some 7,408 years ago................

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9 COMMENTS ABOUT THIS STORY RSS

protagonize: author profile thumbnail for andywho "I agree, it's a bit Monty Python, but it had me chuckling all the way up to sleepy time."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for andywho "excellently written. Very funny.
I will try to follow and introduce 'The Big Guy'
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for seldom "Hope it's ok. Thanks tho. I had fun with this ;)"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for andywho "Great!
Many thanks
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for seldom "okeydoke, will have a think how to continue :)

best.

Stan (lol lol)
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for andywho "Hi
Thanks for the positive comment. I think you're right, he did have a name (for the purposes of my story it would be An, the lord of the Heavens in ancient Sumer). However, I have suggested that He decided to have none. In ancient Egypt (during Akhenatens reign) He was represented by the sun's rays, the Aten. Even today, Jews do not say aloud Yahweh as it sacrilegous to do so. Maybe as the story develops we will see the reasons behind Him trying to hide His name from us?????
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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for seldom "Hey,
Different and interesting. I thought God did have a name tho? It's just unknowable - and if it was said the world would end or something. Isn't it known by its pattern of syllables? Maybe I'm wrong.
So Satan's an alien? :D
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