Team Cannibal

Cannibal dictionary:

Vegetarian:

A lifeless weirdo who eats discusting salads and wont go near a piece of steak

"How long?" Asked Mr Meatyness. "Until we are sure they are dead?" They needed to kill the vegies.

"Afermative Mr Meatyness!"Said a random cannibal. "They should be dead."

"Um, or not! We've just been tipped off by a fellow cannibal, that they are alive...and armed with vegetables!" Said a female cannibal  in a scared voice.

"YOU SAID YOU AND YOUR TRIBE COULD KILL THEM!!!!"Bellowed Mr Meatyness.

"I thought they could handle it!"Stammered the random cannibal. "But, sir, their weapons are unlimated! They have access to all the veg they wont, we ARE alergic to it after all!"

"Then here is my plan....."Grinned Mr meatyness evilly, and the cannibals went into a huddle....

The End

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