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Beth, the woman. She is lovely. She always picks me up and gives me a cuddle. She learnt how to do that in one or two days, I think, but then, she is a lot smarter then him . Only a little bit of coaching for her to get it right. Her slippers are fun to play with, they have little things on them that I can bite and chew. But she normally hides them from me, she likes to play that game a lot.

They don’t like it when they eat food and I want to sit on their laps though. He does get annoyed then. And I don’t know why, but if he is eating chicken, he just doesn’t want to share it with me. He will sometimes, but if I go to pick some up from his tray…oh he doesn’t like that at all.

Right. That is enough for me now, if he finds out I have been typing on his laptop, he may make me get a job or something. I hope some of my other cat friends read this, and decide to write something too.

Cheers all, Wiggy.

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