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...ity. Yeah...big deal you can stack shelves an push items across a conveyor belt....try making 400 melon fans with passion fruit coluis in one afternoon...that's work.

Not that my trade could really help me at the moment unless I could "Juliene" slice a zombie with my kitchen knife I still had clasped in my hand. Or maybe I could turn them all into a big Shepherds Pie.....

I wasn't taking this seriously at all, I mean...zombies for �&$s sake. I used to say to my friend Terry who worked in a bank...

"When the zombie apocalypse arrives and after we defeat them, we will have to rebuild society. I'm the guy they are gonna come to cos people will always need feeding."

I wonder where Terry is now.

Probably dead. I don't think someone who's good with money could buy their way out of a situation like this.

The only thing that would work would be cold hard steel, or maybe bullets.

What I would do for a sniper rifle right now....

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