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At three thirty in the morning, hundreds of people associated with the Shady Rest Retirement Hospital were abruptly jolted awake by a loud pop, hiss, and electric hum in their communication devices. A moment later, a deafening sound blasted out of hundreds of speakers in the facility. It sounded like something between grinding metal and one of those old motorcycle engines roaring in a kind of reggae rhythm.
It took fifteen or twenty minutes for them to figure out which station the signal was coming from. For another five minutes, a fireman broke through the door with an ax. Two security nurses were momentarily stunned by the sight of the green-haired old man in boxer's shorts and black boots stomping around up on top of the desk thrashing out the bizarre music. Grandpa was able to elude them by running around the room for an additional minute and a half. Just enough time for him to finish his set.
At three thirty in the morning, hundreds of people associated with the Shady Rest Retirement Hospital were abruptly jolted awake by a loud pop, hiss, and electric hum in their communication devices. A moment later, a deafening sound blasted out of hundreds of speakers in the facility. It sounded like something between grinding metal and one of those old motorcycle engines roaring in a kind of reggae rhythm.
It took fifteen or twenty minutes for them to figure out which station the signal was coming from. For another five minutes, a fireman broke through the door with an ax. Two security nurses were momentarily stunned by the sight of the green-haired old man in boxer's shorts and black boots stomping around up on top of the desk thrashing out the bizarre music. Grandpa was able to elude them by running around the room for an additional minute and a half. Just enough time for him to finish his set.
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