Gorgeous and Mysterious

Like every woman, Andrea has always dreamed of her impossible, perfect guy. Instead, she settles for first man who falls for her, pleasant - but boring - Keith. So, when the man from the paper returns, Andrea's heart is thrown into turmoil. She respects Keith, but Lucas will give her a glittering life of excitement. But, like every stranger, he has secrets, and a mind determined to cause infidelity...

LADIES: GRAB THIS MAN BEFORE SINGLEDOM DRIVES HIM TO RELIGIOUS LIFE.

...ANY TAKERS? PLEASE.

 

LOVELY YOUNG MAN, SNAPPY DRESSER, GOOD SENSE OF HUMOUR, WOULD LIKE TO MEET SIMILARLY-MINDED YOUNG FEMALE PERSON FOR FUN, FROLICKS AND PINOT GRIGIO (THAT'S WINE, LADIES, HE LOVES A GOOD WINE!).

MUST NOT BE COLOUR BLIND. MUST ENJOY SILK SCARVES AND BRIGHT HANDKERCHIEFS. THE LATTER CRITERIA ARE LINKED. 

 

ROLL UP, ROLL UP.  

HE HAS PIANISTS HANDS, LADIES. AN ARTISTIC TOUCH.

HE IS CHARM PERSONIFIED.

AND HE'S ROMAN CATHOLIC.

FIRST COME FIRST SERVED, CONTRARY TO GOSPEL PRECEDENT!

 

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