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...ou for good. Try to keep the place running, if you can. It may not be a big place, but it does a lot of good. That’s all we can do, really, is try to make the world a better place. If I’ve done it by rehabilitating wild animals, that’s my thing.
Watch out for Georgie. He still hates everyone, and will try to take your hand off when you feed him if you’re not careful. There’s a list here of who’s left - I’ve tried to get most of them out to other homes, but a few aren’t placeable, like Georgie. Even the zoos don’t want him. Not even for breeding. Can’t blame them, really. He can’t fly, he can’t hunt, and he gets his jollies by trying to get us instead.
Look. Here I’m off track again. I was going to tell you my story.
Once upon a time, I rescued an alien. Not an illegal alien from some other country, either. A real honest-to-God space alien. Here’s how it happened...
Watch out for Georgie. He still hates everyone, and will try to take your hand off when you feed him if you’re not careful. There’s a list here of who’s left - I’ve tried to get most of them out to other homes, but a few aren’t placeable, like Georgie. Even the zoos don’t want him. Not even for breeding. Can’t blame them, really. He can’t fly, he can’t hunt, and he gets his jollies by trying to get us instead.
Look. Here I’m off track again. I was going to tell you my story.
Once upon a time, I rescued an alien. Not an illegal alien from some other country, either. A real honest-to-God space alien. Here’s how it happened...
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