Or keep chopping the tree down that just screamed (32)Mature

(32)All of a sudden, Jesus comes down right beside you. he’s the son of God but some say Mary might have cheated on God with her husband so he’s 100% mortal.

Anyway, Jesus came, and in his holy little hands a holy little basket he held.

-did you see any mushrooms around here? He asked with a deep voice.

If you want to betray the mushroom, go to (40)

But if you wish to preserve the secrets given to you by the holy Mushroomarius, go to (41). If you want to fuck Jesus, go to (42).

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