SPREAD THE CURE FOR HOMOSEXUALITY! THE CURE FOR HOMOSEXUALITY IS REAL AND IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED IN AMERICA!Mature

I HATE the USA.
Everyone remembers the terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001; and so, what that means is me having ACTUAL REAL LIFE PLEASURABLE LESBIAN SEX without the observation/participation/penis-ownerperson-godlike-authority-figure standing around to make sure that I am following the USA PATRIOT raghead/coonnigger sex regulation/prevention/controlrestrictions that are EVERYTHING THAT THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS ALL ABOUT then that, no the terrorist a



ARE YOU STILL INTERESTED IN REPARATIVE THERAPY FOR HOMOSEXUALITY?



Because,
ONLY HE CAN DO IT! 

DOCTOR NIDAL HASSAN AND EVERY OTHER DOCTOR THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA EXACTLY LIKE HIM!



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IT CAN BE CHANGED. AND HE CAN DO IT. 


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If you're an Army lesbian who likes M16s, here is a masturbation aid for YOU:

This is being published with the 100% faith that no females in any branch of the US military are, ever were, or will ever be actually suicidal. Because no such person actually exists, here are a few suicide method suggesstions for entertainment purposes only:



SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FACE WITH YOUR OWN GOVERNMENT-ISSUED WEAPON SO I DON'T EVER HAVE TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

FALL ASLEEP ON SOME RAILROAD TRACKS AND WAIT FOR A TRAIN TO TAKE YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY.

OVERDOSE ON EITHER PRESCRIPTION OR ILLEGAL DRUGS.

FILL YOUR BATHTUB WITH GASOLINE AND REMEMBER TO LAY IN IT BEFORE YOU LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE. (a high school friend of mine did this. It works. try it.)

USE A LARGE KNIFE ON YOURSELF AND MAKE SURE YOU HIT THE RIGHT SPOT ON YOUR NECK. GOUGE YOUR THROAT OUT. BECAUSE, I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICES. DON'T TRY TO GO AROUND THRILL-KNIFING MUSLIM-LOOKING WOMEN! USE YOUR ARMY-ISSUE MACHETE ONLY TO END YOUR OWN LIFE!

USE A HELIUM TANK & SOME TUBING, DUCT TAPE AND PLASTIC BAGGING TO SUFFOCATE YOURSELF TO DEATH.

OR ALSO, YOU CAN USE SOME ROPE AND SUFFOCATE YOURSELVES TO DEATH.

GET DRUNK AND HIGH AND STRUG OUT ON HERION/METH ALL AT ONCE AND THEN GET A MOTORCYCLE - NOT A CAR - A MOTORCYCLE - AND PICK A TARGET. MAKE SURE IT IS NOBODY OTHER THAN ONLY YOURSELVES.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ONE THAT I LEARNED BY WATCHING AN OLD-FASHIONED MOLLY RINGWALD MOVIE WITH THE REST OF MY HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS WHILE STILL IN SCHOOL IS:

TO USE YOUR OWN CAR TO INDUCE CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING. IT'S SO SIMPLE AN IDIOT CAN DO IT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TURN ON THE CAR AND LEAVE ALL OF THE GARAGE DOORS AND WINDOWS CLOSED. 

IT WORKS LIKE MAGIC. THE HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEACHER WHO SHOWED IT TO EVERYBODY STOOD THERE AND WATCHED LIKE THE TWO DEAD TEENAGERS HAD A HAPPY ENDING.

AND ALSO, REmember THaT SOMEONE went out of her way to tell all of you: GO TO HELL AND THANK YOU FOR NOTHING.

It's not my "homeland". 


it never was



never will be




And once again, this is being self-published with the good faith that no gun-toting military women who are actually suicidal really exist, and that some kind of a morally clean and goody-goody-good TV-commerical antidepressant some kind of a handsome&wholesome Dr. Nidal Hassan type of a guy (he was probably just-plain-sick. too bad. I'll bet he was Fort Hood's favorite doctor) is supposed to like-magic just fix everything. 

DArK humor, only. From:


Me! Because ME masturbating is a BIG TERRORIST THREAT AGAINST THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF "JESUS-GOD" AMERICA only when I want to do it.

just like pleasuable sex with anyone I am actually attracted to is a BIG TERRORIST THREAT AGAINST THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA



Since we can't have sex with each other, OBVIOUSLY, because that is a TERRORIST THREAT AGAINST THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.


IT IS EXTREMELY UNFORTUNATE THAT HANDSOME AND WHOLESOME, ALWAYS HALAL, DOCTOR NIDAL IS SICK. 

FOR ANYONE WHO STILL IS INTERESTED IN CURING THEOR SON OR DAUGHTER OF HOMOSEXUALITY:


HE CAN DO IT!

FOR REAL!



ALSO, SO CAN MANY MORE LIKE HIM.

WHEN HE IS ACCEPTED AS A SOLDIER OF THE CALIPAHTE, I HOPE HE TAKES A MOMENT TO KEEP IN MIND THAT THE BIGGEST SEX ORGAN HE HAS IS HIS BRAIN.

AND ALSO, THAT THE ARGUMENTS BETWEEN MUSLIMS AND HINDUS, SIKHS, JAINS, ETC., FROM GENERATIONS PAST NEED NOT BE HIS OWN.



Homosexuality is a disease that can be changed. Simply break whatever dumb animal that is confused and thinks it is okay in the United States of America to have same-sex relations and label them as something bad. 

Make same sex relations as impossible as possible.

Then YOU can cure homosexuality, just like him.

SOMEBODY from Texas EXACTLY LIKE the HANDSOME AND WHOLESOME TEXAS GENTLEMAN IN THE PHOTOGRAPHS went out of his way to show me that the American flag means that sex for pleasure is something BAD and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE - So please enjoy the posting. 


EVERYBODY VISIT WWW.ZONASDESIGNS.COM AND MEET SOMEONE WHO FOUGHT AGAINST THE TERRORIST THREAT AGAINST THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OF VEGETARIANISM FOR YOU PEOPLES' MOTHERFUCKING "JESUSGOD"

ASK HER FOR THE CURE FOR HOMOSEXUALITY AND SHE WILL TELL YOU MOTHERFUCKING EVERYTHING ABOUT IT 

AND EXACTLY HOW TO PREVENT HOMOSEXUALS FROM COMMITING ACTS OF TERROR AGAINST THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA OF MOTHERFUCKING HOMOSEXUAL SEX FOR ANY KIND OF PLEASURE WHATSOEVER ONLY!

LETS ALL GO TO IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN TO FIGHT THE TERRORIST THREAT OF MARIJUANA FOR "JESUSGOD"!




EVERYBODY FIGHT AGAINST THE TERROR OF A NO-MEAT NONALCOHOLIC DIET FOR THE ONE AND ONLY LEGAL PERMISSIBLE RELIGION IN THE ENTIRE WORLD WHICH IS "JESUS-GOD"!

IF YOU SEE SOME KIND OF A MOTHERFUCKING PERSON WHO EXPECTS YOU TO BELIEVE "SHE" IS A S-T-A-C "IE" AND THINK "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I T I S A TINYMANNNNNN!!!!! OMGWTFNOOOOOO!!!!!!"



THEN

THAT

IS

HER



 

Homosexuality is a severe mental illness that can be easily cured by people like Dr. Nidal Hassan. Tell EVERYONE you know:

HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE CHOICE AT ALL! NOBODY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO LIVE A HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE ANYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA! THANK GOD FOR IEDS!


ALWAYS HANDSOME MUSLIM BOY ALWAYS HE WILL BE 

ALWAYS HALAL WITH A CUTE BEARD JUST FOR ME 

ALWAYS LIKE ALL HANDSOME MUSLIM BOYS. ALWAYS TO ME. 

ALWAYS HALAL WITH A CUTE BEARD FOR ALL TO SEE.

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