everyone donates money so that fred links can be an actor forever.
FRED: Now I want to make sure that all you lovely, wonderful young men and women get your money's worth of.... mmeeeeeee! [opens his arms wide and spins around dramatically] So I've prepared a little something special just.... for you...
[lights fade out, all except the spotlight on Fred]
[crowd cheers]
FRED: Ladies and gentlemen, it is my honor to present to you... the first and only performance of the first ever production written entirely by Fred Links... my one-man rendition of my one-man journey around..... the WORLD!!!!!!
[spotlight fades out into complete darkness and everyone cheers ridiculously]
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