I HATE FLIES.
I was walking along one day,
Just walking along the path, you know.
And something flew in my eye, it did,
And then it started to grow.
I screamed as I saw,
The biggest fly I'd ever seen,
When I saw it, it expanded,
Until it was the size of a bean.
I tried and tried,
To swat it out of my eye,
But the fly, it stayed put,
In despair, I started to cry.
Then when I did, the fly got bigger and bigger,
It was about the size of a hut,
I cried in relief as the fly flew away,
Until it crushed me underneath its foot.