Garmadon's Social Studies notes?!? 3

* Well, we're still on the Jefferson crap. Burr killed Mr. Jefferson. What a wonderful guy.

*To effects on this election. I meant two.

* Bills of rights are changing to another rule. 12TH amendment? 11th? 13th? I don't know.

*See? I told you. I’m not good at math.

* Allright. So, George Washington thinks that we should be hippies and all be natural and war. Now,  If  I where the president, I would yell, “THIS IS SPARTA”, and take over the world.

*Sadly, I am not the president.

*Probably a good thing for you people.

* Okay, back on task... OH LOOK! A PICTURE!

* Oh wait. It’s another  picture of a president with a wig.

*BORING.

* Let’s see what Misako is doing again..... Wow. She’s takin notes AGAIN.

* Allright, The teacher just told  us that we have to memorize this guy’s face. Let it burn into your eyes.  Memorize it. Breath it. Live it.

*Wow. Okay. That was weird. That was deep, man.

 

Some more notes in social studies.

* Okay. So, we are learning about the louisiana purchase. OOOO. So interesting.

* Jefferson wanted to purchase the louisiana purchase cuz he wanted to buy this little, tiny port. New orleans, I believe it was.

* You may ask why I was taking serious notes just then.

* Thats because the teacher was teaching right behind me.

* Don't think she could read it, though, It’s a little faunt.

*So, this is the stupid guy that gave the land to jefferson to double the united states.

* Loss of brains, much?

*He probably wanted more McDonalds everywhere....

* Like we need more McDonalds everywhere.

*Anyways, I’m probably supposed to talk about the picture.

*Well, the teacher likes the picture. Said it’s cuz he wore his pants high.

*Righhhhttt. We all REALLY know what's goin on.

* ....... Okay. That was kinda weird. MOVING ON.

* Allright. So now. We’re talking about Sacagawea. Wow.  I didn't spell that wrong.

*Go me.

*woo-hoo.

* Oh jeez. I'm so hungry. And  tired.

*So, what's Misako doin?

* She’s NOT TAKING NOTES! OH MY GOODNESS! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*THERE IS ALSO A “1” IN MY EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!! MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!

*I am really, really, bored. I'm flying post-it notes like airplanes at someone sitting next to me.

*Its actually quite fun.

* This is the way to pass time in class, man.

*The person just took my airplane and just drove it right at my heart!

*OMG! she’s out to get me!

*I threw it back and missed. Oops.

 

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