The Daily Platypus

Arsonist, Florida

March 19th, 2010

  Early Saturday morning, the Association of Motion Pictures claimed that movies may be shut down to illegal downloading of them all on the Internet. While the Internet does have great bootleg copies, people say that if you want good movies, buy them. No new news on this subject, however Seth Rogan says that he will no longer be featured in comedies.

- I. R. Dummsford

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