Name: The Kiddy Report
City: Marzipan, England
Date: December 8, 2009
Child sued for Unauthorized Sand Consumption
Last Monday, four-year-old David Mullberry was caught red-handed in the act of consuming sand at Punyboy Preschool by Marcy Meager, a fellow classmate. Upon examination by authorities, no previous documentation was found allowing him to remove the sand from the sandbox. Headmaster Robert Song has decided to press charges, and a hearing will be held next Saturday.
By: Punka Nopunka