Terrorist Walks His DogMature

The Daily Platypus

Arsonist, Florida

Dec. 7, 2009

Early in the morning last Sunday, a terrorist named Achmed (really?) was seen walking his dog, Ahgorimijinjad. When confronted, Achmed let his dog loose, yelled "Death to America!" and set off a bomb. How we recieved this report is still unknown.

By: Clancy Diferga

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