Bully Eats Jizz-Filled DonutMature

The Daily Platypus

Arsonist, Florida

Dec. 5, 2009

Yesterday at 3:00 PM, a teenager named Denny bit into a donut that was filled with jizz. When questioned about this incident, he simply replied, "Tasted like my boyfriends' jizz." No word yet on if him and his boyfriend will get married or if Denny will sue the store. One thing's for sure, Denny is one sick sonofa******************************************************************************

By: A. Bo.

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