I hope you are comfortable. I know, it was a long wait. It is why we placed the beautiful woman in the room. Oh. She was real. A little too real, if you ask me. But please don't look around for her. She will not be exist anymore. We don't want any more distractions.
So tell us. The trip. How was it?
Fine? That's it? Just 'fine'. A hundred years, and all you can say is 'fine'. Anyway, what is truly important is that you are back. The wayward son has returned. I know you wish to lay your weary head to rest. But you will have to wait a while more. The sun needs to set, and we need you to pray along with us.
We missed your prayers.