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Random Girl: I’m sooo wasted! Woooo (crash)

Courtnee: Let’s play a game!

Random Guy: Spin the Bottle!

Another Random Guy: Here’s a bottle (burp)

Emmy: Come on D, let’s play!

D’Artagnan: Why can’t we just-

Emmy: Come on!

Random Girl: Yeah, you pussy (crash)

Saul: Let’s play

Will: Why?

Saul: It’s the closest you’ll ever come to a breathing female

Will: Hey!

Saul: Come on

Random Guy: Ha! Denise has to kiss Matt

Random Girl: Who’s Matt?

Another Random Guy: Your turn Emmy

Emmy: Please be D! (spins)

The bottle spins, slows, and comes to a stop, pointing directly at…Will.

Random Guy: Gasp!

Random Girl: Gasp!

Another Random guy: (crash)

Emmy: Ewwwwwwwwww

Will: (sigh) It’s ok, you can spin again

Random Guy: Do it!

Another Random Guy: Do it!

Random Girl: Do it (crash)

Courtnee: Come on, girl, it’s just a game. That’s the fun of it!

D’Artagnan: (growls)

Will: (whimpers)

Emmy: Fine. God. Come here

Cue: Cheesy Romantic Movie Music

Their lips touch for the briefest second, and Will’s heart almost stops.

Circle of Kids: (cheers)

Random Guy: Saul, it’s your turn

Saul: Cool (spins)

Courtnee: ‘Please oh please oh please oh please oh please’

The bottle spins, slows, and comes to a stop, pointing at…D’Artagnan.

D’Artagnan: No. No no no no no.

Random Guy: Gasp!

Random Girl: Gasp (crash)

Courtnee: ‘Lucky’

Will: Ummm

Emmy: Ha!

Another Random Guy: Do it! Do it! Do it!

D’Artagnan: No way in hell

Emmy: Aw, come on, it’s just a game (giggles)

Saul: Just…be quick about it

Will: Are you serious?

Cue: Cheesy Romantic Movie Music

Everyone holds their breath until their lips finally touch, then Saul and D’Artagnan fly backwards.

Emmy: Woo!

Courtnee: Woo!

Random Girl: Woo (crash)

Will: My head hurts…(crash)

Cue: Curtains

Fade to black

The End

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