Ask if they all consider everything to be a waste of time.

You raise an eyebrow and decide to pursue this line of dialogue further.

"So....eating is a waste of time?"

The others at the table are looking remarkably sickly, the more you think about it.  They certainly aren't getting much Vitamin A, and Vitamins B through E are looking suspect.

The tallest, and arguably gangliest of them all responds.  You can't seem to take your eyes off his Marilyn Manson t-shirt.  So THEY'RE the ones that buy those always wondered.

"I eat at dinner.  I don't need to eat lunch in the cafeteria like I'm part of the machine, dude.  Screw that."

The End

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