It's the Rapture.

Well shit-on-a-stick...who knew?

Turns out, while Josh, Suzy, et al. were summoned to the kingdom of heaven you were LEFT BEHIND.  You're uncertain, but confident it has something to do with a little incident with your Mom walking unannounced into your bedroom late at night when you were 14 years old.  Regardless, the damage was done, and now you were earth-bound while everyone else got to experience the joys of heaven.

You alone.  Probably because everyone else in in heaven now.

The End

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