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by Bookworm in Action / Adventure, Literary, Satire / Parody added January 10, 2008

Explain to them you are not gay and wish merely to spend time with them

Rolling your eyes, you sit down and crack open your can of energry drink. "Dude, I am not gay, I am hungry. So if you don't mind, I will sit my lowly self here and have my lunch."

Eyeing you with perhaps a little bit more respect than previously, the scraggly haired slacked shrugged one shoulder. "Whatev, man," he drawled, "knock yourself out. It's all the same to me. I don't eat lunch in any case, it's a waste of time. Everything is a waste of time."

You arch an eyebrow and swallow a mouthful of sugary drink, resisting the urge to laugh in his face. "Of course, dude, everything is a waste of time," you repeat, only now noticing that no-one at the table seems to be eating anything.

Ask if they all consider everything to be a waste of time.2 more branches to read

Finish your lunch and then leave.4 more branches to read

Try to be friendly and talk with the slacker.

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