Explain to them you are not gay and wish merely to spend time with them

Rolling your eyes, you sit down and crack open your can of energry drink. "Dude, I am not gay, I am hungry. So if you don't mind, I will sit my lowly self here and have my lunch."

Eyeing you with perhaps a little bit more respect than previously, the scraggly haired slacked shrugged one shoulder. "Whatev, man," he drawled, "knock yourself out. It's all the same to me. I don't eat lunch in any case, it's a waste of time. Everything is a waste of time."

You arch an eyebrow and swallow a mouthful of sugary drink, resisting the urge to laugh in his face. "Of course, dude, everything is a waste of time," you repeat, only now noticing that no-one at the table seems to be eating anything.

The End

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