An elephant is a sacred thing,
A beast to make one dance and sing.
They're never really sick -- no way!
And they never throw their lunch away.
But one day, I was in New York
And I saw a cow eating pork!
"Pork?!?", I screamed, "what a joke!
You should be eating cheese or yolk."
But then I looked up reeeeal close
It was an elephant ... in cow's clothes!
"Ahhhh," I said. "Now I need air,
Need air, need air, need air, need air."
I fainted, then I came to,
Then fainted again ... man, these damn shoes!
When I woke up, the "cow" was gone,
And in his place was an ant ... dressed up as a swan.
(From the absurdist volume "Poems To Sink Your Feet Into")