Einstein's Clones
They took the old man's
brain out in '55 when he died. Who knows why. They weighed it,
measured it, cut it up and studied it under microscopes. What was left
sat in a jar on a shelf in a university storeroom for sixty years after
that. Eventually, someone got the bright idea to try and clone him.
They had to try and clone someone; why not him? So almost three
quarters of a century after he died, Albert Einstein produced
offspring. Strictly speaking, they weren't really his children, they
were more like brothers; seven twin brothers.
The
babies were separated, and placed with different sets of foster parents
to allow them some sense of normalcy. At first they were on the front
pages of every newspaper in the world, but as the years went by, the
public grew tired of the story, and by the time they were adults, only
an occasional magazine article would feature the brothers.
Robert Einstein Mills was born with severe Down's syndrome. After childhood, he moved into an adult home for the
mentally challenged. Jay Einstein Thomas died at age 14 in an
automobile accident. Dylan Einstein McNeere grew up as a somewhat rebellious youth with an artistic flair. After
struggling with drug abuse for several years, he ended up living in a
new-age ashram in Yapavi, Arizona. John E. Holtz and Jon E. Ingman,
the so-called twins, from a very early age, shared an uncanny mental
link with each other. As young children in separate families, both Jon
and John were exceedingly shy and reclusive. By the age of seven, the
boys had somehow found each other on the Internet, and stayed in
constant contact. Acting seemingly from a single mind, the boys begged
and pleaded Jon's parents to move to the same town as John's. Once
they were together, they refused to be separated.
Morton Einstein Gorman was the star of the bunch. He was the only one to demonstrate an
elevated IQ from a very early age. Every media story focused the most
attention on him. He sailed through school, and was offered his choice
of any university in the world. At the age eighteen, Morton legally
changed his name to Albert Einstein II, as he was often referred to in
the press. Broad public affection quickly and abruptly evaporated
however, after several disturbing episodes at University of Oxford
revealed a deep-seated moral ambivalence. He was suspended for
plagiarism and other un-stated
ethical violations. After that, a floodgate of media reports of past
indiscretions was unleashed. Animal cruelty as a child, an old
girlfriend claimed she was pressured into an abortion, credit fraud;
torrid tales came out of the woodwork and brought Albert II's glory crashing down. He quickly disappeared from public view. Fleeing
from a lawsuit from his book publisher, Albert II went into a self
imposed exile.
It was from this exile that he began plotting. No one could imagine
why, but he began formulating a plan to kill his brothers.
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