Ways to Die While Driving
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You'll be exed!
If that's too mild
Then let's go wild!
Drive with your feet
You'll become mincemeat!
Go over 140 you must
Then you'll bite the dust!
Too easy, am I?
Then flip off a semi!
Pedal Dance Dance Revolution
The idiocy defies evolution!
Eat a sandwich
Call the GPS a witch!
If all else fails
You know what this entails:
In order to get badly marred
You must drive into a junkyard!
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was posted on July 8, 2008 by
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