Drink  a gallon of antifreeze

Hey! Jump a volcano on waterskis

Call a local mobster "gay"

then kindly ask him to "make your day"

Walk through downtown Sudan

dressed as the head of the  Klu Klux Klan

Anyhting that says "Don't eat"

you want to make a morning treat

To really become some cannon fodder

grab the ass of the police chief's daughter

Shards of glass go down your throat

chased down by a Javex Float

but if you want to die real good,

make a diet of fast food!

(Within your suit a bomb entwine

then go and visit Palestine?)  -

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Wow. Author guidance... cool. Basically, no rules to this, just various and interesting ways to bite the big one.

Possible ideas for chapters might include "suicidal ways to die", Ways to die on a city street", Ways to be killed by animals"...

updated Jul 1, 2008 by redhat