Silvia Plath had her way with the baker,
Not the funnest way to meet your maker,

A shotgun was kurt cobain's way,
It's better to burn out than fade away,

A magicians trick gone wrong,
May leave your life not very long,

Take a bath whilst high on drugs,
leave hot tap on; death by suds

Steal a plane and admire the fall,
Or just drop from the highest wall,

Go North and eat a polar bear's liver,
Shoes of concrete won't get wet in a river,

Lying in wait of a train,
Hear the squish of your brain,

Take no precautions when working an oil rig,
Get crushed at the front of your favourite gig,

Inviting a stranger into your bed,
a kinky way you could end up dead.

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Wow. Author guidance... cool. Basically, no rules to this, just various and interesting ways to bite the big one.

Possible ideas for chapters might include "suicidal ways to die", Ways to die on a city street", Ways to be killed by animals"...

updated Jul 1, 2008 by redhat