if you really want to end your life

go out in the dark meet a gang with a knife

inject yourself with a barrel of air

ingest a ball of your best friends hair

impale yourself on a rusty spike

speed into a wall on a motor bike

place your head in a lion's jaw

or remove it with a circular saw

walk through the jungle get crushed by a boa

take a walk on the beach with a stranger in Goa

chew on some glass washed down with diesel

if all else fails swallow a weasel

lock yourself in a burning shed

go to Iraq get a bullet in the head

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Wow. Author guidance... cool. Basically, no rules to this, just various and interesting ways to bite the big one.

Possible ideas for chapters might include "suicidal ways to die", Ways to die on a city street", Ways to be killed by animals"...

updated Jul 1 by redhat