Throw yourself off Lover’s Leap.

Drown yourself in waters deep.

Cycle on the motorway -

To make certain…the wrong way.

Fix the toaster with wet hands.

Wind your neck with rubber bands.

Fall into a concrete mixer.

Overdose on sleep elixir.

Jump without a parachute.

Drink strong poison undilute.

Run into a burning house

(First, yourself with petrol douse).

If your balance is in doubt,

High-wire-walking’s your get-out.

Marry a crazed serial-killer.

Try to stop a falling pillar.

Plastic bag over your head.

Some more ways to wind up dead…

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updated Jul 1, 2008 by redhat