Get the scissors and run down the hall,
Catch your feet and take a fall.

Dash across the traffic lanes;
a speeding truck may spill your brains.

Swallow food before you chew,
clog your windpipe, and turn dark blue. 

Take a cruise, fall off the ship.
Get mauled by a bear on a camping trip.

Be chewed up by some large machine,
Break your leg and catch gangrene. 

Take a swim, drown in the lake,
walk in woods, get bit by snakes.

Smoke til cancer fills your lungs,
Be careless while cleaning your guns,

Speed through traffic, cause a wreck,
dive in a pool and snap your neck,

Slip in the shower and smash your head,
These are just a few ways to wind up dead.

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Wow. Author guidance... cool. Basically, no rules to this, just various and interesting ways to bite the big one.

Possible ideas for chapters might include "suicidal ways to die", Ways to die on a city street", Ways to be killed by animals"...

updated Jul 1 by redhat