The Sarsaparilla Kids are invading.
They want your copy of the Directors Cut.
You open your eyes and see Señor Huggles,
He seems to have a black eye
But it's shaped like bottle of glue
so you get up and ask Señor Huggles,
But the tiny koala sneers and bites your nose
He tells you to shut up,
then he produces a bushel of rubber bands
and straps them on your shoes,
He tells you that you can jump over a monkey bar with them
only 1 monkey bar? you ask,
The Sarsaparilla Kids:
Like 17 or 36 fruit body children
They're a major problem for the citizens of Planet 1,920
Budderchup, a watermelon-demon shaped like a mango, is the leader.
They're almost here! Señor Huggles tells you.
Budderchup starts to shoot seeds out of her watermelon maw
some of them hit you in the eyes.
You're blind now.
at least for the time being.
Señor Huggles tells you to remember that you're blind
and you are confused
suddenly you hear Ryan Gosling,
But Señor Huggles assures you that is just how Sarsaparilla Kids sound
Ryan Gosling's not here.
So you start to cry out of your blinded eyeballs
You can hear Señor Huggles fighting
You know that The Directors Cut will be safe in his hands
Something bumps your leg and you begin to flail,
Like an inflatable arm-flailing tube man
and you begin to believe that you ARE
so you turn into a tube man
and you flail until you can see again
And you see Señor Huggles
He's holding The Directors Cut tightly
With thousands of Sarsaparilla Kids lying dead around him
You run over to your old friend and begin to cry
In his last dying breath he says:
Go to sleep,
And you do.
(Chapter 3 coming soon :D)