Do You Smell What the F@ck Is Cooking?Mature

The adventures of a man who can't cook.


This is the story off a man who can't cook.  Not from a lack of trying though.  There is not one thing this man cooks that doesn't set off the smoke detector; he boils water to cook spaghetti and the smoke detector goes off.  He believes he’s the only man this side of the galaxy who’ll set off a smoke detector while preparing fruit salad.


Every couple of days, he tries to cook something new, looking for that special recipe that won't annoy the neighbours during mealtime. Tonight, he brings out the big guns, because somebody special is coming to dinner.

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