I'm getting really tired of having to wear the same outfit everyday. At least ghosts don't stink. Or I don't. I swear if Hendrik were to haunt people, they wouldn't faint from fear but from his smell. For the love of God, how was that even possible? I'd wish for a bath in this place, but then again...
I decided to get to know the dog better. It's unfair. I had always wanted a pet and now that I was dead they got one? Seriously?
Diary what did I do to deserve this? Heaven better have lots of cute pets and all of the books that have been written and will be written or I will sneak out of Heaven and haunt people. Not sure what good that would do, but at least it's fun.