Hazel leans in to the little girl. 'Hi. I guess we're friends!'
'Did oo just poop your diaper?' she replies sassily. 'I been in puw-ups since Janoowawy. Haven't pooped myself since Feboowawy! Isn't you an aduwt?'
'Yes, but I love my diapers!' says Hazel. 'You might be trying to get out of diapers, but I'm trying to get into them!'
The little girl tries to calculate this.
'But why? Do you like it?'
'Yeah!' exclaims Hazel. 'I love the poop up against my big butt!'