"Ow" he said.
"I want a pina colada" said Hillary.
He pretended he didn't hear, but paused long enough in his confusion to look around him and finally notice the enormous hotel complex that was just a few meters to his left.
"My god! Food! Water! I'm alive!"
"And Barry Manilow's doing a turn tonight" said Hillary, trying to point at a huge gaudy billboard. Tortoises aren't very good at pointing.
Just then a very pink man in yellow bermuda shorts tapped him on the shoulder. "Are you OK? He asked.
He pushed the sandals out of his eyes and over the his shoulders so he could see properly.
The pink man spoke: "Hold on, aren't you... Don't I know you?"