The poledancers from west peru.

These were poledancers from Peru. The west of Peru to be exact. They were all painted bright blue and wore lots of orange clothing. Most of the orange clothing had green spots.

They had decided to come because they had got bored of Peru and Paraguay and all those other places that started with P. So they hopped on their craft-made orange plane and flew over the pacific to Russia. It was too cold there and they didn't like the snow so they went to India. But again they didn't like it and had been progressing around the world in increasingly small circles, all the time wearing their orange clothes, poledancing for their audiences and only bathing after 3pm on alternate Sundays and only using organic soap that was suitable for vegetarians and may contain traces of soya.

And, just as a final note, they liked oranges too.

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