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by Tip_A_Steinback in Humour added December 1, 2008

Briony's Second Letter

Ooops, I almose fourgot Father Crissmuss to ask if you can chek with baby Jesus and his daddy and see if my daddy is ok and I dont no if you bring presents to heaven becuz you must be very busy but if you do cood you bring some beer to my daddy?

Kylie says my daddy likes beer becuz when he broke the car and went up to see baby Jesus he was drinking sum.

Kylie's daddy told her and he is very nice.

If my daddy is ok cood you tell him I miss him and mommy cries a lot and duzn't go the jim?

Don't forgit to use the back door. We don't have a chimy, rememember?

Love,

briony (again)

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JackRubashevskiy It is NEVER too early for Christmas letters, hear me?

Anyways. No real guidance, other than the branches at the end should be the child's following letter, and another child's 1st letter.

Savvy?

St. Nick made me chuckle.
updated Nov 27, 2008 by JackRubashevskiy

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