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by Archi_Teuthis in Humour added December 3, 2008

Liza's Second Letter

To: Santa N. Klaus

From: Liza Svensen

Concerning: Chrismas

Dear Mr. Klaus, my Mum says I shood fix up my last letter becus there are things I forgot in it. Not forgot like I forgot after I put them in what was in it becus I remember the lizard dont think I dont and that I will forget before Chrismas and not feel bad becus I will. No. I forgot to right that last year you gave me a big candycane wich was nice for a wile but then we found out I am allergict to red dye no. 4 and I went to the hospital and they stuck bad not very chrismassy things in me that was mean.

So this year I dont want a candycane Mum says.

Happy Chrismas!

Liza Svensen

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JackRubashevskiy It is NEVER too early for Christmas letters, hear me?

Anyways. No real guidance, other than the branches at the end should be the child's following letter, and another child's 1st letter.

Savvy?

St. Nick made me chuckle.
updated Nov 27, 2008 by JackRubashevskiy

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