Jack's third letter

Dear Santa,

Yes, it's me again. I had to make yet another update to my gift list. I would like to change my last request for a motorbike to a motorbike with a laser canon on it. It doesn't have to be very big. But defineit  definitely effective.

To be on your good list the concept is to be good. Obvisoly Obviously. Well, my problem is that the world in general is BAD. Or at least terribly annoying. To keep this peace and to keep me from having to be BAD and rid the world of these annoying people, I will need a persuader, a pacifier. I won't really USE it. That would be bad, I assume. It's just to intimidate people to stop being stupid so I will not have to kill them.

Merry Christmas,

Jack

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