Dear Franky or is it Frances?
Your room is all set up. I hope you like Ikea because I really do, lol. My Uncle Dennis said you couched surfed your way through Ireland. Well you won't have to do that in America! Uncle Dennis vouched for you, so I bet you'll be an awesome room mate! Just in case Uncle Dennis forgot to mention it, I have a girlfriend not a um...boyfriend. I hope that won't be an issue.