The Dog's Come back from the Dead


"Yes, dear, what is it now?"

"My dog, after Dad killed it, he'schasing Dad around the yard"

"Hunny, Your father did not kill the dog.  Now stop that nonsense"

"It's got a bone in his mouth."

"Your dog always has a bone in his mounth"

"It's Dad's legbone"

"Hunny, go wash up for dinner"

"It's growling and shimmering and it's eyes are red, Mum."

"That's nice, dear"

"mum, the Dog's eating Dad."

The End

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