A fake page after "Crusader ~ Chapter III Part I" in the story 'Crusader', meant as an April Fool's joke. Ummm... Yeah... Failed horribly. Still fun to write/plagerize though! :D
Alex stepped up. "... I'll go in. You guys don't need to risk your lives..."
Verranda's face lit up. "Yes, Yes Yes! That sounds great!" She practicly shoved Alexander into the cave.
I looked at her, puzzled. Verranda turned to look at me once Alex was gone, and smirked.
"My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?"
"This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise."
"If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?"
"Oh, my foolish little Dragonborn, you must use your hands."
"You wish me to knead the loaf? Like this?"
"My oven has yet to heat up! It could take ages!"
"Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time..."