Confessions of a Sales ClerkMature

Zero.

Six.

Zero.

Two.

Waiting

Serving

giving taking.

"We serve to please"

"We're pleased to serve."

Circular reasoning to peddle the suggestive sales of nothing and everything to the masses.

Cash for this.

Credit or Debit?

I'm going to shoot myself if they play that damn song one more time.

 

Have. A. Nice. Day. Asshole.

 

Thank you for calling Happy Harry's, a Walgreen's pharmacy. How may I piss you off unreasonably today?

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No customers...

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*Insert witty observation here*

*Insert "doesn't get it" here*

*Insert awkward standing as I finish bagging items.*

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Time to stare at the clock until I get my half an hour break.

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Dum de dum de dum...

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Two minutes to go... Shit, an IC3.

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Where the hell did all these people come from?!

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Jesus there has to be a line outside!

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Alright, time for a break. I only overshot it by..... half an hour.

 

Awesome.

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HYPEDONMONSTERTHISISGOINGTOBEAWESOMETIMEISGOINGTOGOBYSOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oooooooooooo slow..... Only an hour since that monster, and the crash already sets in....

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*Is stabbing hand to ease boredom*. No customers, well, how long has passed? WHAT? ONLY 5 MINUTES?!?!

Damn

it

to

hell

sir.

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Wait... how do I count again?

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Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir, please calm- Sir. Please calm down, the manager will be right over to save my ass.

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Time to clock out, where the shit is my replacement?

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YES Colin. I would LOVE to stay an extra 2 hours.

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