Bring It On

U.G.L.Y

You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X4

I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck teeth a-gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you - Oh yes I do!

Your teeth are all yellow they're covered in mold
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and land on your head
Or did a truck run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cuz you ain't ill-
You ugly!

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly
Hey! Hey! You ugly X2

What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab!

You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly pageant you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly, you ugly

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly! X2

Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Get busy
Yo' mama says you ugly
Get busy

Get busy
Yo' mama says you ugly
Get busy

Get busy
Yo' mama says you ugly
Get busy

Get busy
YOU UGLY

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly! X2

Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
~Ugly~
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
~Ugly~
Fish lips
Toad licker
Poindexter
~Ugly~
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
~Ugly~

U.G.L.Y
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey! Hey! You ugly

U.G.L.Y you could make an onion cry
U.G.L.Y like an alien chased by the F.B.I

U.G.L.Y x6
U.G.L.Y you aint got no alibi you ugly

Or....

 

 

 

Ooh Stick You

 

Ooh Stick You
Your Mama Too
And Your Daddy

Ooh Stick You
Your Mama Too
And Your Daddy

Ooh Stick You
Your Mama Too
And Your Daddy

Ooh Stick You
Ooh Stick You

Your Mama Your Daddy
Your Greasy Greasy Grandmammy
You Got A Hole In Your Panty
Got A Big Behind Like Frankenstein
Going Beep Beep Beep Down Sesame Street
Toot Toot Toot Wear Army Boots
In Your Ear With A Can Of Beer
Up Your B_tt With A Coconut
Ooohhhh


Ooh Stick You Repeat Chorus

You Go Girl
Eeeeeeeehhhhhhh
Ooooohhhhhhhh
Eye


Do You Want Me To Tell You What I Really Think About You

You Got Facial Hair Like A Polar Bear
You Blow Up Like A Toad And Then Explode
Your Face Looks Mean Like Halloween
You Got Big Red Eyes Like Cherry Pies
You Got The Iq Of A Digeridoo
You Look Insane And Got No Brain
You Got A Big Fat Belly Like A Bowl Full Of Jelly
Your Fat Mum Milly Looks Like Free Willy

Ooh Stick You Repeat Chorus


You Go Girl
Ride 'em Cowboy
Yee Ha
Giddy Up Horsey
Ride 'em Cowboy
Pew Pew Pew
It?s Like A Horror Movie Isn't It
Oohh
Ride 'em Cowboy
Ooh Ooh Eee
Ride 'em Cowboy

Do You Wanna Know What
I Really Think About You

You're A Little Kid That Looks Like A Squid Oh No
You've Got A Bad Perm Like A Can Of Worms Oh No
Cheeks Like A Balloon Face Like A Baboon Oh No
Everybody Knows You Eat The Nails From Your Toes And You Rub 'em In Dirt And Eat Them For Dessert

Whatever

Ooh Stick You Repeat Chorus


You Got Ears On Your Face Like Spock In Space
You Got Teeth In Your Head Like Mr Ed
Everybody Knows You Put Fleas In Cheese Mix Them With Glue And Use It Like Shampoo

What

Ping Pong Why Am I Saying Ping Pong
Ping Pong Ping Pong Ping Pong
Whatever Whatever Whatever

Ooh Stick You Repeat Chorus To Fade

The End

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