Ask Jamie Oliver why he's just been sitting in the corner through your torment

"What I like Alanis Morrissetti!" He. states

He starts to dance.

A small lightbulb gets turned on over your head.

"Jamie" you call. "Deal of a lifetime! I am willing since your such a lovely sidekick to give you the honour of being chained to her. Personal sacrifce I know but for you anything. All you have to do is get me out of this handcuff!"

"Hehe" You snigger leaving Jamie singing along.

You look back at them and...

The End

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