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You head for the sewers...it smells like someone's ordered a pizza!

Ou manage to get down the ladder before the devil has noticed your cunning escape plan.

The smell of pizza you realise is the smell of a large pepperoni pizza walking towards you.

"Stop!" you say loudly.

"I have to welcome my guests," replies the pizza, confused.#

You are perplexed as to why a pizza man would live in a sewer, but decide that enough weird stuff ahs happend today, so you just go with the flow.

"my name is Orlando." The pizza says, offering a squishy, doughey hand for you to shake.

You shake hands and introduce yourself to Orlando.

"shouldnt you be callled Hawaii?" you ask, giggling at the horrendously terrible joke you just made.

"No, he lives next door, he's annoying, don't talk to him."

What to do next?

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protagonize: author profile thumbnail for RUFRAID "LOL this rules! Nice One!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Matt757 "this is mucked lol good fun though"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for WillTurner "It's all good Adam, get involved. :D"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Adam "I like the random endings that are appearing. I have added one of my own, I hope no one minds!!"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for Burndtree "Thanks, Surreal78 Sir! Guess I channeled my inner trout."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for TheMessiah "haha I thought I recognised that."
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for WillTurner "It's all a bit of fun :D"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for youngy "this is a good game"
protagonize: author profile thumbnail for theonlygolux "Sorry, Dude, I joke, that's all. I just spotted the circularity and thought it was funny, I have no intention of claiming the above as my own.

I should have perhaps listed sources:

Source: "TheMessiah" Choose Your Own Adventure Chapter 2
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